Joey Quote #1249
Quote from Joey in The One with the Stain
Rachel: But, Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here.
Joey: No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big. You could put it over here. Or we could put it right here. Aww, it's cute, right? Or we could put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. "Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over..."
Rachel: Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. I mean, a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean, imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.
Joey: I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
Rachel: Honey, it's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't do that to you. I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.
Joey: It's just I love living with you so much. I wish things didn't have to change.
Rachel: I know.
Joey: You know, I blame Ross for this.
Rachel: I do too, a little bit.
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Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.
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Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.
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Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.