Chandler: Oh, this is excellent. He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. But no, he has to get me the "woman repeller". The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!
Phoebe: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection!
Phoebe: Chandler. Chandler-
Chandler: "l pity the fool that puts on my jewelry. I do. I do. l pity that fool that-" Hey, man. We were just doing some impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey is silent] That's actually good.