Chandler Quote #380
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Prom Video
Chandler: Oh, this is excellent. He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. But no, he has to get me the "woman repeller". The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!
Phoebe: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection!
Phoebe: Chandler. Chandler-
Chandler: "l pity the fool that puts on my jewelry. I do. I do. l pity that fool that-" Hey, man. We were just doing some impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey is silent] That's actually good.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Prom Video’ Quotes
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Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Huh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Oh, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
Chandler: Oh, I thought that's what they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [after opening the box] Wow, I don't know what to say.
Joey: What do you say?
Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out.
Chandler: "To my best bud."
Joey: Thanks, best bud. Put it on.
Chandler: Now? [putting it away in a drawer] No, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Joey: No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. When you put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet.
Chandler: I so am.
Joey: Do you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it will probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.