Monica: First of all, I love you both so much and you're both so important to me.
Rachel: Okay, blah, blah, blah- Who is it?
Monica: Well, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade off being maid of honor for each other. Like, hypothetically,if Phoebe were mine-
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Rachel: Hypothetically.
Phoebe: Still.
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor, Rachel would be Phoebe's, I would be Rachel's. That way we would all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: That's a pretty good idea.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'll do that. So, who's yours?
Monica: Well, that's the best part. You guys get to decide.
Phoebe: Why is that the best part?
Monica: Because then I don't have to.