Quote from Ross in The One with Unagi
Ross: Great class. Instructor: Thanks, man. Ross: Yeah, yeah. I was watching. Um, hey. A couple of questions, though. You know that last move, where that woman tripped you and pinned you to the floor? What would you do next? Instructor: Well, then she'd take her keys and try to jam them in your- Ross: No, no. What would you do next? Instructor: Who, me, the attacker? Ross: Yes, that's right. Instructor: Why? Ross: I tried attacking two women. Did not work. Instructor: What? Ross: No, I mean, it's okay. They're my friends. In fact, I was married to one of them. Instructor: Let me get this straight. You attacked your ex-wife? Ross: Oh, no. No, no. I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together. So that's a no.