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Quote from Ross in The One with Unagi

Ross: Great class.
Instructor: Thanks, man.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I was watching. Um, hey. A couple of questions, though. You know that last move, where that woman tripped you and pinned you to the floor? What would you do next?
Instructor: Well, then she'd take her keys and try to jam them in your-
Ross: No, no. What would you do next?
Instructor: Who, me, the attacker?
Ross: Yes, that's right.
Instructor: Why?
Ross: I tried attacking two women. Did not work.
Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean, it's okay. They're my friends. In fact, I was married to one of them.
Instructor: Let me get this straight. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no. No, no. I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together. So that's a no.

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