Ross: Hey, Joe, did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: Look, Ross. I think Carol's great, and I'm sure you're a very attractive man, but-
Ross: No. The reason I'm asking is that, I sort of had one last night.
Joey: You?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Wow. All right. So? Was it amazing?
Ross: It was ... okay.
Joey: Just okay? Did you do it right?
Ross: Look, it's just, did you ever go to a party and think: "Would anyone really miss me if I weren't here?"
Joey: Huh. But still, Ross. Your worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day.
Ross: Oh, no. Absolutely. Yeah. It's just my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then there was a lot of waiting around.
Joey: Oh. But you got to be with both of them, right?
Ross: Not really. Just Carol.
Joey: Not the other one?
Ross: No, she kept kicking me away.
Joey: Yeah, you don't want that. But hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff.
Ross: Oh, I saw a lot of stuff.
Joey: You get a little bored?
Ross: A little. Made a snack.
Joey: Yeah? What'd you have?
Ross: Just a sandwich. Turkey. A little mustard.
Joey: Sounds good.
Ross: It really was.