Monica: Has her water broken yet?
Ross: I don't know, but when we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.
Joey: Ugh, ugh. Do we have to know about that?
Monica: Joey, what are you going to do when you have a baby?
Joey: I'll be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.
Chandler: Yeah, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.