Quote from Ross in The One with the Ick Factor
Ross: [on the phone] Yeah, hi. I was just beeped. No, Andre is not here. Third time today. Yes, I am sure. I do not perform those kind of services. Joey: Services? Oh, services. Ross: Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. That's right. That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. No, believe me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. Alrighty, bye-bye.