Ross Quote #148
Quote from Ross in The One with the Ick Factor
Ross: [on the phone] Yeah, hi. I was just beeped. No, Andre is not here. Third time today. Yes, I am sure. I do not perform those kind of services.
Joey: Services? Oh, services.
Ross: Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. That's right. That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. No, believe me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. Alrighty, bye-bye.
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Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: They even do you.
Chandler: They "do" me?
Phoebe: You know, like, um okay. Okay, um, "Could that report be any later?" [Joey and Ross laugh]
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh, Chandler.
Joey: Yeah, you do.
Ross: "The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Joey: "My scone."
Joey, Ross and Phoebe: "My scone."
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. [Ross and Joey laugh] That is so not- That is so not- That- Oh, shut up!
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: [chuckles] I love it when we share.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: No, it's for Carol when she goes into labor. All she has to do is dial 55-JlMBO.
Chandler: A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.