Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Ick Factor
Phoebe: Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing? Ross: Phees, why would you want to operate a drill press? Phoebe: Just for some short-term work. You know, till I get back some of my massage clients. Chandler: Pirates again? Phoebe: No. Nothing like that. I'm just such a dummy. I taught this "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are.