Ross: Listen, Joey. I know what he did was wrong. But can't you hear him out?
Joey: If Chandler had kissed Rachel, would you hear him out?
Ross: That's a good point. So, how long are you going to punish him?
Joey: Five years.
Ross: You've sentenced him?
Joey: Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Ross: Joey, the guy's your best friend.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.
Ross: Who, me?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Wow. I'm honored. You know what I'm going to do as your first act as your best friend? I'm going to get you to talk to Chandler.
Joey: All right. But if you weren't my best friend...