Monica: Are you awake?
Chandler: Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake.
Monica: All right, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel killer.
Monica: Well, all right, let's say it is him. Would we not want baby? No. Would we treat him any differently?
Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him. We have to find out which one the father is.
Monica: How?
Chandler: I don't know. They have tests for these things, right?
Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just overreacting.
Chandler: Easy for you to say. He's a father killer. He probably loves his mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says "Mom" on the shovel wielding arm.