Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Phoebe: But he didn't really know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you.
He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Precious: Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect. Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!
Phoebe: You're welcome.