Phoebe Quote #1614
Quote from Phoebe in The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Phoebe: But he didn't really know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you.
He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Precious: Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect. Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!
Phoebe: You're welcome.
‘The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Okay. And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
Quote from Phoebe
Precious: Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: All right, Susie. Can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: I can't say that. Uh, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.