Quote from Jack Geller in The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Monica: So what are you really doing here, Dad? Jack Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you're okay. Monica: What makes you think I wouldn't be okay? Jack Geller: I saw Richard. So how you doing? Monica: I'm fine. I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay. How's Richard doing? Jack Geller: You don't want to know. Monica: No, I really, really do. Jack Geller: Well, he's doing terrible! Monica: Really? Jack Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. Monica: You're not just saying that, are you? Jack Geller: No, the man is a mess! Monica: Was he crying? Jack Geller: No. Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry? Jack Geller: Maybe. Monica: I think so.