Quote from Joey in The One with All the Jealousy
Joey: It is me. It's a musical version of "A Tale of Two Cities," so I think I'm going to sing "New York, New York," and, uh- Oh, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." Ross: Uh, Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities. Joey: What? Ross: Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. Joey: Who? Chandler: I'll get you the CliffsNotes. Joey: The what? Chandler: The abridgment. Joey: Oh, okay. Ha, ha. [to Ross] The what?