Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Phoebe: Oh, God.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life, you know. I mean I never have to worry.
[Rachel tears up]
Ross: Oh. Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Rachel: No, it's not that. I got fired today and I didn't get the other job.
Ross: Rachel, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Great. I feel like an idiot.
Rachel: No, it's okay. You didn't know.
Ross: A little heads-up would've been nice.