Ross Quote #1373
Quote from Ross in The One with Princess Consuela
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Phoebe: Oh, God.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life, you know. I mean I never have to worry.
[Rachel tears up]
Ross: Oh. Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Rachel: No, it's not that. I got fired today and I didn't get the other job.
Ross: Rachel, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Great. I feel like an idiot.
Rachel: No, it's okay. You didn't know.
Ross: A little heads-up would've been nice.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Princess Consuela’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Hey, where have been?
Joey: Oh, just, you know, looking around. But you know what, this house is great.
Chandler: Really, what changed your mind?
Joey: Well, the little girl who lives here made feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here but she died, like, 30 years ago.
Joey: What?!
Chandler: Ha. I'm just messing with you.
Joey: That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Ooh, Israeli champagne and it's vanilla.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery!
Quote from Joey
Monica: So glad you decided to come.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for your guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Fungus. Yeah, place is full of it.
Monica: No, it's not. We had an inspection and I didn't find anything.
Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Maybe.