Joey: Well, anyway, I'm glad you're back. I really need your help.
Phoebe: Oh, why? What's up?
Joey: Well, I have an audition for this play and for some of them would have to speak French, which according to my resume, I'm fluent in.
Ross: Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?
Ross: It was okay.