Mike: You know, Chappy's too small to handle all this snow. Someone has to walk him down the aisle.
Chandler: So, technically, would this person be in the wedding?
Mike: I guess.
Chandler: I'll do it!
Ross: I'll do it! But no, Chandler, hello? I mean, aren't you scared of dogs?
Chandler: I'm not scared. I'll just take little Chappy and- He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed!