Chandler: Look, before we sign anything, we really have to talk. We're not who you think we are.
Adoption Agency Worker: I don't understand.
Chandler: The agency must have made a mistake. My wife is not a reverend, and I'm not a doctor.
Erica: What?
Adoption Agency Worker: That's impossible.
Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.