Joey: Guys, is everything okay? It's me, Jo-
Chandler: Aaaa- Adoption!
Laura: What's going on?
Chandler: Oh, it's just like I said, that crazy Bert, roaming the halls.
Joey: Guys?
Monica: Keep on roaming, Bert. We don't want any crazy today.
Joey: What's going on?
Chandler: We'll talk to you later, Bert. Everything's fine.
Joey: Everything doesn't sound fine.
Laura: Is he all right out there by himself?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. He has a caretaker. His older brother Ernie.
Laura: Bert and Ernie?
Chandler: You can't make this stuff up.