Quote from Chandler in The One with the Home Study
Joey: Guys, is everything okay? It's me, Jo- Chandler: Aaaa- Adoption! Laura: What's going on? Chandler: Oh, it's just like I said, that crazy Bert, roaming the halls. Joey: Guys? Monica: Keep on roaming, Bert. We don't want any crazy today. Joey: What's going on? Chandler: We'll talk to you later, Bert. Everything's fine. Joey: Everything doesn't sound fine. Laura: Is he all right out there by himself? Chandler: Oh, yeah. He has a caretaker. His older brother Ernie. Laura: Bert and Ernie? Chandler: You can't make this stuff up.