Rachel: Okay, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.
Ross: Because?
Rachel: All right, well, if you must know, I had a traumatic swing incident when I was little.
Ross: Seriously?
Rachel: Yes. I was 4 years old. And I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair. And it was uneven for weeks.
Ross: And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.