Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Grant
Chandler: Hey, Joe? Joey: What's up? Chandler: Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested. I'm sorry, man. Joey: But you watched the tape? Chandler: Yeah, I liked it. But my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches. Joey: You didn't watch the tape. Chandler: What? Of course I did. Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me? Chandler: I'm not lying to you. I watched it. Joey: You lied again. Chandler: I watched it. Joey: Keep going, Pinocchio.