Quote from Mike in The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? Why do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mike: No, it's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I want to do is tell you I love you, and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you- I'm gonna do this now. Phoebe: Oh, my God. Mike: Phoebe, l- Phoebe: Wait. Oh, wait. Oh, no. Mike: Ready? Phoebe: Uh-huh. Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times. But I want to take care of you, have babies with you and grow old with you. Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? Phoebe: Yes. Mike: I love you. Phoebe: I love you more. Mike: Not possible. She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls!