Quote from Ross in The One with the Soap Opera Party
Rachel: Hey, Ross. How's it going with Charlie? Ross: Oh, great. After I finish my wine I'm gonna blow my average-sized brains out. Phoebe: What's the matter? Ross: She only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth. Rachel: I always loved that. Ross: Of course you would. Your brains are smaller than mine!