Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not there.
Ross: It's not there.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday to try to cancel my reservation and was told it's not refundable. Then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you're telling me we don't have a reservation?
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Ross: She doesn't know what to say.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Receptionist: Unfortunately, the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600.
Chandler: That's insane.
Ross: It is totally insane. Dude, let's drive home. We'll hit all the maple-candy stores on the way back and if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?