Steve: Chandler, hi. I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Chandler: Well, no, no, no, no, no. I'd love to be somebody's assistant. Answering phones getting coffee, I live for that stuff. And I'm not too mature. Farts, boobies, butt cracks.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Chandler: Me? That guy who just said, "butt cracks"?
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.