Chandler: Do you know there is not one thing that I would change about you? Not one single thing. And definitely not ... two single things.
Monica: Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex, or did you do something bad?
Chandler: No. No. No. I just love the way you look. I am warm for your form.
Monica: Okay, you know the old classics like, you know, "You look nice"? They're still okay.
Chandler: Well, yes. Yes. But "you look nice" could mean that I'm saying, "Your face looks nice." I want to compliment your body. I mean, I wouldn't change it at all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: I mean you wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger, would you? Don't answer that.