
‘The Friend’
Season 3, Episode 11 - Aired January 16, 1996
After Frasier realizes his social life is mostly just meeting Niles for coffee, he uses his radio show to try find new acquaintances.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Bob, wait, please. I've got to level with you. Truth is, I find nothing wrong with you. I was just ashamed to admit it. It is the chair.
Bob: What?
Frasier: I think frankly that you are wonderful company. Wildly stimulating. Your hobbies are so fascinating. You have a sense of style that really, I mean, doesn't compare to anyone's. It's just me. I feel petty and small about it but I can't get past the chair. I'm sorry Bob. Please. I'm sorry. This is goodbye.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Are these wing tips too busy with these pants?
Frasier: Well, yes, they're a bit frenzied. Perhaps a woven lace would tone down the glitz.
Niles: Might have to go overseas for that.
Frasier: No, not at all. You can get them downtown.
Niles: Well, who shops downtown anymore?
Frasier: Well, I do for one, thank you.