Frasier: Dad, you have got to stop with the graveyard shifts or you're going to start seeing apparitions.
Martin: No, don't worry about me, I'm pretty tough. Listen, I'd love to stay here talking to you, but all this sunlight is making me dizzy.
Frasier: What, you don't like the sun?
Martin: Us night-shift guys call it "the scare ball."

Bebe: Frasier, have you ever wondered what it would be like if I could apply what I've learned to you?
Frasier: Yes I have. But it cannot be. Can it?
Bebe: Dangerous thoughts. You're a siren, luring me to the rocks. But I must resist or you'll hurt me again.
Frasier: No, I'm no siren. I'm a man. A man with ambitions.
Bebe: "Ambition." The word is candy to me. Damn you, devil-man, I must go. I'm all confused and woozy.

Bebe: Frasier, come in.
Frasier: How did you know it was me?
Bebe: I felt a certain tingle in the knob.

Bebe: Join me, Frasier. I'll make your dreams come true.
Frasier: But... at what cost?
Bebe: What I'm offering you is priceless. Come, Frasier.

Bebe: Incidentally, Dr. Phil paid me fifteen percent.
Frasier: Well, as will Dr. Frasier. I've just got one very difficult call to make to my agent.
Bebe: Already handled. I also took the liberty of calling Spokane, the terms of your deal there were worse than abysmal.
Frasier: Great, great. You got me more money?
Bebe: No, they wouldn't budge, so you quit! You're no longer on in Spokane, isn't it exciting?
Roz: Wait a minute, that is a step backwards.
Bebe: All the better to get a running start. In my opinion, the future is firmly in front of us. Congratulations, Frasier.

Bebe: Well, my little lamb has bleated back to me. Frasier has rejoined the flock.
Dr. Phil: So my debt is cleared? We don't have to keep pretending you're my agent?
Bebe: We're square, darling. And maybe the next time you gamble with Bebe, you'll pay your debts with cash.
Dr. Phil: See, the problem is my wife looks at the bank statements and if she knew I was losing money playing cards, she would kill me.
Bebe: So, your wife doesn't know you play poker.
Dr. Phil: I don't tell her everything.
Bebe: I see. And how's that working for you?
Dr. Phil: Just deal the cards.

Frasier: How's Robin?
Dr. Phil: She's great. Can you believe it? We're going on twenty- seven years.
Frasier: Congratulations.
Dr. Phil: And how's Lilith?
Frasier: Well, we've been divorced now for ten years.
Dr. Phil: Congratulations.

Roz: Hi, I'm Roz Doyle, I'm Frasier's producer. I just think you're wonderful, I think your show is great and you're truly a wise man. Do you know Tom Hanks?
Dr. Phil: Uh, no. But thanks for the compliment.