Gil: Frasier, old man, why do they need raises? You're talking about people who eat corn dogs and nachos.
Frasier: That statement is appallingly elitist.
Gil: Well thank you, Mister Everyday People.

Roz: Well, do you think that it's my idea? Noel and I were the only two who volunteered. 'Course, they voted me down. I'm smarter than he is, more confident, more articulate, but those stupid little wusses think I'm a hot-head!

Frasier: Okay people, there's been a coup. I am now your leader!
Roz: Yay!
Frasier: To the lair of the She-Wolf.

Frasier: Daphne, I'm really not that comfortable talking about this in front of you.
Daphne: Oh, no need to be shy around me. I'm a professional health care worker. I've seen it all. I've helped your father in and out of the bathtub.
Martin: Okay, Daphne.
Daphne: I've seen his bits!
Martin: Hey! Oh, for God's sake!

Frasier: It was like nothing I've ever experienced before, it was just... pure sex! Overwhelming, unexpected, animal-like!
Niles: Oh well, that! We've all experienced that. Who hasn't? Pfff!

[A disheveled Frasier emerges from Kate's office]
Frasier: Good news. She's offered three percent. [The crowd urges Frasier to take it.] No, never! I'm going to get you four! I don't care if I have to stay in there all night! [The crowd starts chanting Frasier's name]