Martin Quote #736

Quote from Martin in Rivals

Frasier: I just wonder how to chat up a half-naked woman without looking uncouth.
Martin: Well, just be friendly, you know. She's a veterinarian, she's single, she's very athletic, as you can tell from that body. And Lord...
Frasier: Oh, Dad, please.
Martin: Just because you're serving the cake doesn't mean you can't have a few crumbs that drop off.

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 ‘Rivals’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, while we're at it, let's propose a toast to one pretty remarkable woman.
Niles: Well, she'd have to be to have won both of our hearts.
Frasier: Hear, hear.
Niles: Well, then...
Frasier: To Regan.
Niles: To Poppy.
Frasier: I think we're going to need two more here.

Quote from Frasier

Roz: By the way, I still have four tickets left for that charity ball Friday night.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Roz. Thanks anyway.
Roz: Come on, it's for a good cause. They provide disaster relief.
Poppy: Hi, partners!
Frasier: How soon can they get here?

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, if it's deceit and chicanery he's after, I'll give him more than he can handle.
Daphne: Dr. Crane, before it gets to that level, wouldn't it make sense for you two just to have one open and honest conversation?
Frasier: Oh, honestly, Daphne, how you manage to oversimplify absolutely everything.