Frasier Quote #2054
Frasier: Well, if it's deceit and chicanery he's after, I'll give him more than he can handle.
Daphne: Dr. Crane, before it gets to that level, wouldn't it make sense for you two just to have one open and honest conversation?
Frasier: Oh, honestly, Daphne, how you manage to oversimplify absolutely everything.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, while we're at it, let's propose a toast to one pretty remarkable woman.
Niles: Well, she'd have to be to have won both of our hearts.
Frasier: Hear, hear.
Niles: Well, then...
Frasier: To Regan.
Niles: To Poppy.
Frasier: I think we're going to need two more here.
Quote from Frasier
Poppy: Frasier, I was leaving the booth and I found this umbrella. I think it belongs to you.
Frasier: Yes, it's my emergency umbrella. I always leave it in the booth.
Poppy: Don't feel bad. I'm forgetful, too!
Quote from Roz
Roz: These shoes are killing me, I can't wait to sit down.
Frasier: Well, you're not going to sit there.
Roz: Why not?
Frasier: I'm expecting someone for coffee.
Roz: Well, Niles is small, we can share.
Frasier: It is not Niles. Will you stop saying that?