Frasier Quote #1599
Quote from Frasier in The Life of the Party
Martin: No, we threw a party. With just one rule: only single, available people were invited.
Frasier: Well, I don't know, Dad. That doesn't really sound like us.
Martin: Well, I don't know, it works. I used to throw one a month. People used to call them Marty Parties. People would call me up and say, "Hey, Marty, when's the next Marty Party?" "Isn't it about time for another Marty Party?" "Sure had a great time at that last Marty Party!"
Frasier: Uh, Dad?
Martin: Yeah?
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry, nothing. Go on.
Martin: Or somebody might say, "Can I host the next Marty Party?"
Frasier: [to Niles] It doesn't always work.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Life of the Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: What the hell happened to your hair?
Martin: Well, what do you think? I colored it, just like you told me to.
Daphne: Yeah, but this isn't cinnamon sable.
Martin: Well, I couldn't use that, it had a woman's picture on the box. So I used some stuff called "Color In A Can" instead. It said "As seen on TV - Just spray on and go." How did I know it was a lousy product?
Frasier: If only there had been some clue.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Geez, look at this stuff. "Golden Sunset Retirement Village," "Investments for Seniors," "Willow Brook Mortuary"? What the hell kind of list am I on?
Daphne: Well, the good news is I don't think it's the kind of list they keep you on very long.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Well, there's always your hair. I know it's not exactly your style, but there's nothing wrong with covering up that gray. I know just the right shade for you: cinnamon sable.
Martin: Cinnamon sable, huh? Sounds nice. Oh, wait. I couldn't use that, it's Duke's shade. He'd scratch my eyes out.