Niles Quote #529
Quote from Niles in Moon Dance
Daphne: A tango.
Niles: Oh, you never taught me a tango.
Daphne: Oh, you'll love it. It's perfect for you. This is a passionate, full-blooded dance that rose up from the slums of Buenos Aires.
Niles: Well, the parallels between me and an unemployed gaucho aside, I think we probably should just sit this one out.
Daphne: Oh, nonsense. There's only one rule in the tango: our bodies must be in continuous contact, with not a sliver of daylight between us.
Niles: I can do that.
Frasier Quotes
‘Moon Dance’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: You know, Niles, I think your problem is you still picture yourself as the same geeky kid you were in high school. But you've come a long way since then. And you're not doing yourself any favors sitting home every night. Now just think about it.
[Niles sinks back into the couch and whines]
Daphne: Wine, Dr. Crane?
Niles: Well, wouldn't you?
Quote from Martin
Niles: This is boring yet difficult.
Martin: Ah, there's no trick to dancing. It's just a matter of coordination. Hell, if you can ride a bike, or skip rope,
or kick a ball, you can certainly...
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, I just stopped by to ask you a question. Are you free Saturday night?
Martin: Sure.
Niles: Well, I'm not. I have a date.
Martin: Oh.
Daphne: Oh. Bravo, Dr. Crane.
Martin: Good for you. Who is she?
Niles: Marjorie Nash, the "Fruit On The Bottom" yogurt heiress. I bumped into her at the Frye museum. Before I knew it, your advice was thundering in my ears. I found myself asking her out. We'll be attending our club's annual winter dance, the "Snow Ball!"
Martin: Good for you.
Daphne: What's she like?
Niles: Well, she's terribly haughty and rumors persist about her husband's death, but still, a date's a date.