Frasier Quote #3421
Quote from Frasier in Coots and Ladders
[As Niles attempts to put the medal back in its place:]
Frasier: You know, before we take the picture, I have a little story I'd like to tell that just may rival that Hitler tale. The place was right here. The time was this afternoon. Opal had just set out a lovely service of tea and a plate of sweets. I remember there were three cookies sitting on the plate, and I reached for... the LEFT one. Not the CENTER one, the LEFT one. And just at the same moment, Opal reached for the very same cookie, and, oh, what did you say? Oh, it was priceless.
Opal: I said, "You take it."
Frasier: Ha! Right off the top of her head.
Frasier Quotes
‘Coots and Ladders’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.
Quote from Frasier
Opal: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, you as an athlete should know the time-honored tradition of hoisting the victor on one's shoulders.
Opal: They never did that to me.
Frasier: Well, you finished third, didn't you?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: This is the most difficult part of the process. I am using a technique known as behavioral exposure therapy. Climb higher, Ever higher, conquer your fear!
Janelle: Wow, Frasier Crane in action.
Frasier: No, please. No peeking! You don't want to cause a setback.
[After Niles puts the medal back in its place, he slips off the ladder and is hanging from the shelf by his fingertips]
Frasier: Everybody freeze! This is the moment of truth. I haven't done this since my days in med school.
[As everyone looks away, Frasier walks over to Niles, seats him on his shoulders and carries him over to the crowd]
Frasier: Hurrah! He's done it! He's conquered all three!