Niles Quote #2097
Quote from Niles in Coots and Ladders
Daphne: Why are you all hunched over in this one?
Niles: Uh...
Daphne: You were looking at my bum, weren't you?
Niles: Oh, heavens, no!
Daphne: Oh, it's all right, Niles, we're married now.
Niles: All right, yes. I might once in a moment of weakness have permitted myself a fleeting glance. [she hands him another photo] Or twice. [another] Many, many times.
Daphne: It's all about the rear with you, isn't it?
Niles: Oh, no, darling...
Daphne: No, seriously. [turning around] What color are my eyes?
Niles: Um...
Daphne: You're looking at it again, aren't you?
Frasier Quotes
‘Coots and Ladders’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.
Quote from Frasier
Opal: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, you as an athlete should know the time-honored tradition of hoisting the victor on one's shoulders.
Opal: They never did that to me.
Frasier: Well, you finished third, didn't you?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: This is the most difficult part of the process. I am using a technique known as behavioral exposure therapy. Climb higher, Ever higher, conquer your fear!
Janelle: Wow, Frasier Crane in action.
Frasier: No, please. No peeking! You don't want to cause a setback.
[After Niles puts the medal back in its place, he slips off the ladder and is hanging from the shelf by his fingertips]
Frasier: Everybody freeze! This is the moment of truth. I haven't done this since my days in med school.
[As everyone looks away, Frasier walks over to Niles, seats him on his shoulders and carries him over to the crowd]
Frasier: Hurrah! He's done it! He's conquered all three!