Frasier Quote #3409
Quote from Frasier in Coots and Ladders
Frasier: You know, perhaps in the spirit of détente, I could, uh, buy you some coffee?
Willa: Oh, well, that is so sweet of you, but I can't right now.
Frasier: Oh, well, perhaps tomorrow?
Willa: Uh, no tomorrow's no good either.
Frasier: Next week, perhaps?
Willa: Next week, uh, I'll be out of town.
Frasier: You know, I'm-I'm not sure if we're having a devil of a time coordinating our schedules or you're just giving me a polite brush-off.
[Willa says nothing while remotely unlocking her car with her keys]
Frasier: OK, now I'm sure.
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Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.
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Opal: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, you as an athlete should know the time-honored tradition of hoisting the victor on one's shoulders.
Opal: They never did that to me.
Frasier: Well, you finished third, didn't you?
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Frasier: This is the most difficult part of the process. I am using a technique known as behavioral exposure therapy. Climb higher, Ever higher, conquer your fear!
Janelle: Wow, Frasier Crane in action.
Frasier: No, please. No peeking! You don't want to cause a setback.
[After Niles puts the medal back in its place, he slips off the ladder and is hanging from the shelf by his fingertips]
Frasier: Everybody freeze! This is the moment of truth. I haven't done this since my days in med school.
[As everyone looks away, Frasier walks over to Niles, seats him on his shoulders and carries him over to the crowd]
Frasier: Hurrah! He's done it! He's conquered all three!