Frasier Quote #3372

Quote from Frasier in Caught in the Act

Martin: Whew, didn't get much sleep last night at Ronee's. Don't ask why, 'cause there are certain things a gentlemen doesn't tell.
Frasier: Ah.
[Martin chuckles]
Frasier: Dad, please?
Martin: Well, all right, I'll tell you just a little. She's got this massage oil-
Frasier: Oh, would you stop it! I do not want to hear about your dirty weekend, especially since the most erotic experience I've had in six months was last week's trouser fitting.

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 ‘Caught in the Act’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Dear God! Have we lost our minds?
Nanette: Frasier, do you know how bored I am being "Nanny G." How trapped I feel...
Frasier: You have a wonderful career.
Nanette: But nothing ever changes. Do you have any idea what it's like to play the same character for twenty years?

Quote from Roz

Roz: So, are you hoping for another hug?
Frasier: Mmm? Well, the thought had crossed my mind. You know, we used to have this wild attraction to each other. It was almost combustible! Truth be told, it's been a while since, I, uh... [covering Alice's ears] romped with abandon through the perfumed gardens of Eros.
Roz: Next time you say something like that, cover my ears.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: The GAP, Niles? I didn't know you shopped there.
Niles: I just discovered it. Apparently there are a number of them.