Quote from Frasier in Caught in the Act
Martin: Whew, didn't get much sleep last night at Ronee's. Don't ask why, 'cause there are certain things a gentlemen doesn't tell. Frasier: Ah. [Martin chuckles] Frasier: Dad, please? Martin: Well, all right, I'll tell you just a little. She's got this massage oil- Frasier: Oh, would you stop it! I do not want to hear about your dirty weekend, especially since the most erotic experience I've had in six months was last week's trouser fitting.