Frasier Quote #3303
Quote from Frasier in Guns N' Neuroses
Frasier: You know, it's funny.
Lilith: What?
Frasier: Well, I was just thinking that if we had never met, we're exactly the kind of people that somebody might set up on a blind date.
Lilith: You always were one for droll hypotheticals.
Frasier: Ah, yes. It's amusing to consider though, you know? What would we think of each other if were just meeting now for the first time?
Lilith: But if we hadn't met, we'd be different people now.
Frasier: Ah, true. But then that raises many other questions. I mean, what sort of man would the non-Lilith Frasier be? What sort of woman...?
Lilith: Did I mention I have a plane to catch?
Frasier: Of course.
Frasier Quotes
‘Guns N' Neuroses’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
[The doorbell rings]
Niles: Shouldn't you get the door?
Martin: You're closer.
Niles: I don't live here.
Martin: Doesn't matter, you're family.
Niles: So is Daphne...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't!
Lilith: [from behind the door] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: You slept awfully late.
Frasier: Mmm. Yeah, oh well, I was having the most distressing dream. I was climbing up a volcano that was spewing ice instead of lava.
Daphne: An ice volcano. Wonder what that could mean.
Frasier: Oh, what's this? [presses the play button on his answering machine]
Lilith: [on machine] Hello, it's Lilith.
Frasier: Oh!
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, forget about lunch. I'm just going to make a sandwich.
Niles: Oh, no. Hey, what about me?
Daphne: Oh, have a banana.
[Daphne throws Niles a banana. He fumbles trying to catch it, knocking the shoe box off the dining table. A gun shot ricochets around the apartment.]
Daphne: My God, what was that?!
Niles: I think the banana went off.