Frasier Quote #3300

Quote from Frasier in Guns N' Neuroses

Frasier: All right then. What seems to be the problem?
Erin: Uh... when we were at dinner, he was checking out another woman.
Lilith: And you feel threatened by this?
Erin: Shouldn't I?
Frasier: Well, maybe. Shot in the dark here. Your parents are divorced, Dad left Mom?
Erin: Yeah. How'd you know?
Lilith: It's classic transference. Because your father and mother split up, you overreact whenever you perceive a threat to your current relationship.
Frasier: [to Sean] And you, you care about this woman?
Sean: Absolutely.
Frasier: Then keep your eyes in your head! It bugs her, and it's bad form.

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 ‘Guns N' Neuroses’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

[The doorbell rings]
Niles: Shouldn't you get the door?
Martin: You're closer.
Niles: I don't live here.
Martin: Doesn't matter, you're family.
Niles: So is Daphne...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't!
Lilith: [from behind the door] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.

Quote from Frasier

Daphne: You slept awfully late.
Frasier: Mmm. Yeah, oh well, I was having the most distressing dream. I was climbing up a volcano that was spewing ice instead of lava.
Daphne: An ice volcano. Wonder what that could mean.
Frasier: Oh, what's this? [presses the play button on his answering machine]
Lilith: [on machine] Hello, it's Lilith.
Frasier: Oh!

Quote from Niles

Daphne: Oh, forget about lunch. I'm just going to make a sandwich.
Niles: Oh, no. Hey, what about me?
Daphne: Oh, have a banana.
[Daphne throws Niles a banana. He fumbles trying to catch it, knocking the shoe box off the dining table. A gun shot ricochets around the apartment.]
Daphne: My God, what was that?!
Niles: I think the banana went off.