Frasier Quote #3298
Quote from Frasier in Guns N' Neuroses
Frasier: You know, you are here for just one night. Perhaps I could call and push things back a bit?
Lilith: Maybe I could delay mine as well.
Frasier: Great.
Lilith: All right.
Lilith: What excuse are you going to use?
Frasier: Oh, I'll just trot out my stand-by, it works every time. Simply say that I swerved to avoid hitting a Chihuahua, ran up on a curb and blew a tire.
Lilith: This morning you said it was a Pomeranian.
Frasier: Well, this morning it was.
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‘Guns N' Neuroses’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
[The doorbell rings]
Niles: Shouldn't you get the door?
Martin: You're closer.
Niles: I don't live here.
Martin: Doesn't matter, you're family.
Niles: So is Daphne...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't!
Lilith: [from behind the door] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: You slept awfully late.
Frasier: Mmm. Yeah, oh well, I was having the most distressing dream. I was climbing up a volcano that was spewing ice instead of lava.
Daphne: An ice volcano. Wonder what that could mean.
Frasier: Oh, what's this? [presses the play button on his answering machine]
Lilith: [on machine] Hello, it's Lilith.
Frasier: Oh!
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, forget about lunch. I'm just going to make a sandwich.
Niles: Oh, no. Hey, what about me?
Daphne: Oh, have a banana.
[Daphne throws Niles a banana. He fumbles trying to catch it, knocking the shoe box off the dining table. A gun shot ricochets around the apartment.]
Daphne: My God, what was that?!
Niles: I think the banana went off.