Frasier Quote #3288

Quote from Frasier in Murder Most Maris

Daphne: You kept him waiting while I was at home worried sick?
Martin: I was doing him a favor. I was keeping him away from you and your hormones.
Daphne: Oh, some favor. Making me stay with Frasier. He made me do housework. I'd forgotten that until this moment.
Niles: You made her do housework!
Frasier: I did no such thing.
Martin: A pregnant woman? That's pretty low!
Frasier: Oh, fine! Fine! Turn your anger on me. It's almost as if you'd forgotten that not three days ago, I was punched in the face by a man now dead. [They all bow their heads] Thank you. ... Now who wants pancakes?

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 ‘Murder Most Maris’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Oh, well, I'm- I'm stunned of course. The idea that Maris actually killed someone.
Frasier: Well, we've all seen her murder many a lively dinner party.
Niles: Frasier!
Martin: That's terrible.
Frasier: Oh, come on, I'm joking. And haven't I earned the right to my gallows humor? After all, are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a man now dead?

Quote from Frasier

Reporter: Is Niles Crane in here?
Frasier: He is not. I will be speaking on his behalf. Gentlemen, you may roll tape. [addressing the cameras] Good afternoon, Seattle, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, spokesman for the Crane family. Recent events involving my brother, Niles Crane and his ex-wife are tragic. Almost as tragic as the rampant media speculation concerning his involvement. If there is any justice in the world, Maris Crane and Niles Crane will soon be executed. Thank you. That is all I have to say.

Quote from Niles

Daphne: So where is she now?
Martin: They're holding her as a flight risk.
Niles: Can you imagine?
Martin: Well, it didn't help that when they found her, she had a passport, a wig, and $10,000 in her purse.
Niles: Maris always has those things in her purse.