Daphne Quote #673
Quote from Daphne in Murder Most Maris
Martin: What did she say about the polo guy?
Niles: Well, I-I told you, she mentioned she felt unsafe around him, and that she thought that he only wanted her for her money. And I urged her to end the relationship.
Martin: Well, that's pretty tame stuff. It'll take more than a little lunch to tie you into a murder.
Frasier: Oh, dear. Niles, they're in front of Maris's house now.
TV Announcer: There's been a startling new development in the society murder case. Sources say alleged murderer Maris Crane killed her polo-playing lover, Esteban di Rojo, with an antique crossbow.
Daphne: You gave her the murder weapon!
Frasier Quotes
‘Murder Most Maris’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Oh, well, I'm- I'm stunned of course. The idea that Maris actually killed someone.
Frasier: Well, we've all seen her murder many a lively dinner party.
Niles: Frasier!
Martin: That's terrible.
Frasier: Oh, come on, I'm joking. And haven't I earned the right to my gallows humor? After all, are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a man now dead?
Quote from Frasier
Reporter: Is Niles Crane in here?
Frasier: He is not. I will be speaking on his behalf. Gentlemen, you may roll tape. [addressing the cameras] Good afternoon, Seattle, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, spokesman for the Crane family. Recent events involving my brother, Niles Crane and his ex-wife are tragic. Almost as tragic as the rampant media speculation concerning his involvement. If there is any justice in the world, Maris Crane and Niles Crane will soon be executed. Thank you. That is all I have to say.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: So where is she now?
Martin: They're holding her as a flight risk.
Niles: Can you imagine?
Martin: Well, it didn't help that when they found her, she had a passport, a wig, and $10,000 in her purse.
Niles: Maris always has those things in her purse.