Niles Quote #1975
Quote from Niles in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Daphne: I just thought I'd follow your father's advice: a little less science, a little more romance.
[As Daphne kisses Niles, she hears a whirring and beeping sound. She looks down to his pants]
Daphne: And apparently it's working.
Niles: That would be my TestiCool 2000.
Frasier Quotes
‘No Sex Please, We're Skittish’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"!
Roz: I never said that.
Frasier: Well, one of us did.
Quote from Roz
Roz: It's about my new job. It's a nightmare.
Niles: Didn't you just start today?
Roz: Yes. My boss already hit on me, I'm supposed to work nights and weekends, and my assistant is an idiot and I can't fire her 'cause she's, like, three minorities rolled into one.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
Niles: Why does everybody treat us like we're joined at the hip? I do have coffee with other people other than my brother, you know.
Roz: Good. 'cause I'm avoiding him.
Niles: Oh, then talk fast. He's meeting me in five minutes.