Niles Quote #1973
Quote from Niles in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Frasier: We did have a chance to discuss it, thoroughly. Talk things out. And at the time, she seemed happy to remain friends. But I realize, now, that I must have kindled a spark in her. That lit the torch she carries to this day. So what do you think...? Are your pants humming?
Niles: It's- It's my testicular hypothermia device. It promotes motility by keeping my nether regions at a cool and constant ninety-six degrees.
[doorbell rings]
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Niles: No, no. That wasn't me.
Frasier: Yes, I know. I know that.
Frasier Quotes
‘No Sex Please, We're Skittish’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"!
Roz: I never said that.
Frasier: Well, one of us did.
Quote from Roz
Roz: It's about my new job. It's a nightmare.
Niles: Didn't you just start today?
Roz: Yes. My boss already hit on me, I'm supposed to work nights and weekends, and my assistant is an idiot and I can't fire her 'cause she's, like, three minorities rolled into one.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
Niles: Why does everybody treat us like we're joined at the hip? I do have coffee with other people other than my brother, you know.
Roz: Good. 'cause I'm avoiding him.
Niles: Oh, then talk fast. He's meeting me in five minutes.