Niles Quote #1972
Quote from Niles in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Frasier: Anyway, it's about Roz. After quitting her job, twice, she shows up back at work again, today, waist-deep in a sea of denial. Well, I confronted her on the issue... [noticing Niles gyrating at the hips] What the hell are you doing?
Niles: Sorry, go on.
Frasier: Anyway, I confronted her on the issue, and she refused to discuss it with me. She wouldn't even look me in the eye. Which leads me to just one conclusion, Niles. She's in love with me.
Niles: I wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
Frasier: That's because you don't have all the facts. I've never shared this with you before, Niles, so brace yourself. Two years ago, Roz and I slept together.
Niles: Get out! You and Roz?!
Frasier Quotes
‘No Sex Please, We're Skittish’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"!
Roz: I never said that.
Frasier: Well, one of us did.
Quote from Roz
Roz: It's about my new job. It's a nightmare.
Niles: Didn't you just start today?
Roz: Yes. My boss already hit on me, I'm supposed to work nights and weekends, and my assistant is an idiot and I can't fire her 'cause she's, like, three minorities rolled into one.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
Niles: Why does everybody treat us like we're joined at the hip? I do have coffee with other people other than my brother, you know.
Roz: Good. 'cause I'm avoiding him.
Niles: Oh, then talk fast. He's meeting me in five minutes.